Like, each of us starts out as a watertight vessel. And these things...– Quentin Jacobsen (via tinderheartsandpaperbodies)
avascrowder: barackobama: atumn: mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on omg #the obama blog is the best thing to have happened to the internet
I stand by the massively unerotic blowjob.– John Green Out of Context (via johngreenoutofcontext)
artalias: k3llyb3an: funimationentertainment: i can never take “cosmo tip” posts seriously because the first thing i think of is #omg that’s why they’re such bad ideas OH GOD
He Who Must Be Named
c0mpromise: Not trying to impress you or anything… but i say Voldemort out loud.
Just casually checking out the merchandise and...
teletubbiesmpreg: I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP
I Didn't Build That
fishingboatproceeds: So I own or co-own a few businesses that have experienced varying degrees of success. I am in the educational video business, and the book-writing business, and the merchandise distribution business, and the conference running business, and the making YouTube videos with my brother business, among others. These businesses employ people and generate more jobs per dollar of...
The hardest thing in this world is to live in it– Buffy (via whedonesqued)
English teacher: never kill off your main character it shows poor writing skills
Shakespeare: excuse you
Steven Moffatt: excuse you
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: excuse you
Emily Brontë: excuse you
Joss Whedon: excuse you
Richard Castle: excuse you
JK Rowling: excuse you
George R. R. Martin: excuse you
Suzanne Collins: excuse you
Christopher Nolan: excuse you
Alan Ball: excuse you